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Things Found Only in America
1. Only in
America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in
America......are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in
America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in
America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only
in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to
screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk
to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
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