6 Definitions of God |
1.A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and
some Islam guys, and accidentally caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.And
people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
2.The reason I passed math. Bless the
lord! For I got a 65!
3.The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating
back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
4.the most
popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on
earth.theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even
really exist.'
5.God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image
and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be
useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have
those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he
sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet
invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is
nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and
rot?God help us.
6. The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."And God replied: I am
Who Am.And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any
good at grammar.
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