A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of
his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the
bed. "What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a
gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished
friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch,"
the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The
three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall
screamed, "You asshole, it's three o'clock in the morning!"
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