Mobsters Last Advice |
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to
his bed and told him: "Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic
pistol, so you will always remember me". The grandson replies: "But grandpa I really don't like
guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead".
The don, angry, answers: "You
lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa
money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you
wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'TIMES
UP'"?
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