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3 Old Men

Three old men are in a retirement home moaning.

" I wish i was able to pee without feeling pain." says one.

" I'm so constipated, I never have a regular bowel movement anymore." Says the 2nd.

" That's nothing ," Says the 3rd." Every morning I have pee at 6am and then a bowel movement at 6.30am." " What are you moaning about then."

" I don't wake up til 7am."

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